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young volcanoes // fall out boy

come on, make it easy
say i never mattered
run it up the flagpole
we will teach you how to make boys next door out of assholes

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relahvant:

fuchsimeon:

beccabummie:

all-four-cheekbones:

oldfuckingsport:

iminmypants:

mlletimelord:

castielcampbell:

death-limes:

muffinass:

and in that moment, the entire movie theater burst into tears

i think this was the moment that made most of us despise umbridge more than voldemort

most of us?! don’t you mean ALL of us?? I don’t think even Voldemort liked this bitch!

No one likes Umbridge.

I heard, one time, a dementor kissed her and IT died

Voldemort committed genocide, but Umbridge dared to be female while she abused her power. 

The point isn’t that Umbridge was worse than Voldemort; it’s that everyone hates her more. And I think it has nothing to do with her being a woman and everything with being the sort of cruel most of us have actually experienced.

I mean, look at Voldemort. He’s basically Wizard Hitler, which is, obviously, an incredibly terrible thing to be. But most people—especially the younger people in Harry Potter’s target audience—have not had their parents murdered by a xenophobic cult leader. Nor have they fought for their lives against giant snakes, been kidnapped for dark rituals, or watched numerous friends die in front of them. Voldemort’s crimes are numerous, but they’re distant and fantastical, like hearing about a serial killer on the news.

But they have had that one teacher who inflicts extra punishments just because they don’t like you. They’ve complained to parents and authorities only to be ignored. They’ve sat through pointless classes and been silenced when they criticize. Umbridge is that teacher we all hated because she made our lives miserable and we were powerless to stop her. And as we grow out of school, there are still people in positions of power who act like her. The manager who denies your schedule requests and penalizes you for invented infractions. That customer who complains to corporate because their scam didn’t work, and the corporate decision to listen to their story. Cops performing illegal searches because they know you don’t have any proof.

Yes, torturing and killing numerous people is worse than terrorizing a handful of schoolchildren, but Voldemort is the bad guy in a fairy tale. Umbridge is personal.

*drops the mic*

Voldemort is the villain we never hope to face.

Umbridge is the villain we face every day.

thank you all-four-cheekbones some people on this website need to realise not everything is a matter of sexism or gender discrimination omg

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kaible:

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"
"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings

kaible:

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"

"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings

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nicoleanell:

rhllors:

#[disney princess interlude plays in the distance]

I WANT ADVENTURE IN THE GREAT WIDE SOMEWHERE.

nicoleanell:

rhllors:

I WANT ADVENTURE IN THE GREAT WIDE SOMEWHERE.

(via tennants-hair)

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

(via tennants-hair)

bookcharactersthough:

theysayoftheacropolis:

biggestpens:

twatsoooooooon:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

cumberfields:

Yes Ron cover your boobs because you’re a girl

He’s also wearing a shirt

Guys… he lived with the goddamn Twins for YEARS, that’s probably an instinctive ‘Please don’t throw an experimental potion or giant spider on me’ reaction…

…at least he’ll never have that problem again…

Look me in the eye and tell me that was really necessary

NOT EVEN IN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND THAT WAS A DOUCHE MOVE

how are you not in the fandom

i thought everyone was in the fandom

let’s make this clear right here and now that everyone is in the harry potter fandom whether they know it or not

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durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(via officialwintersoldier)

waywardhydrasoldier:

get-in-the-animus:

tall-mr:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

March House Lo Mein

May Watermelon Mint

September pop tart

february beef stroganoff 

(via officialwintersoldier)

sociopath-tendencies:

My life in one gifset

(via tennants-hair)

accepttheinsanity:

obsessed-fangirl-here:

damfrozencupcakes:

surimistick:

you-look-beautifuller:

HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD

i pressed reblog like 10 seconds into this

I TRIED NOT TO REBLOG IM SO SORRY

BYE BITCH 

THE PIZZA’S IN THE FREEZER. BYE BITCH.

angelsablaze:

I AM SUCH A FUCKING NAIVE DORK. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID WHEN I SAW THIS PICTURE? I FUCKING SAID, “WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THAT PESTO AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU PUTTING IT IN CAKE?”

(via love-personal)

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

e-zekiel:

consulting-time-captain:

aro-rusco:

santajackharkness:

theladythorki:

steven-stone:

i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon

image

petition to rename the moon

image

image

this entire site is on drugs

This is my favorite post ever and I will reblog it until I die

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