Sleeping as a nerd

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mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

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detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

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I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

u rang

YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

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arabellesicardi:

rpattz ALS challenge video is my favorite because it’s the worst. so, basically, in character and totally predictable.  

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mushroomtale-fanart:

I’ve been looking for an excuse to draw Queen Margaery forever, so yay you guys! \o/ Uhm, I hope you don’t mind I put your requests together? I wasn’t planning to, but then I had to do this twice over cos it’s a new face for me… Anyway, I hope you guys like it.

PS. Please don’t worry if it takes me a while to get to your number. I’m already thinking on it! Just RL, is all. x)

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acecmbeferre:

NOTE TO SELF. — your daily dose of good vibes. (◡‿◡✿) + [ LISTEN ] & [ IMAGE ]

i.  trampoline — the unlikely candidates // ii. let’s dance to joy division — the wombats // iii. tonight you’re perfect — new politics // iv. dog days are over — florence + the machine // v. anything — hedley // vi. the cave — mumford & sons // vii. dance — justice // viii. worship you — vampire weekend // ix. starships — nicki minaj // x. (if you’re wondering if i want you to) i want you to — weezer // xi. san francisco — the mowgli’s // xii. hurricane — panic! at the disco // xiii. be calm — fun. // xiv. nonono x pumpkin blood — nonono official // xv. pound the alarm — nicki minaj // xvi. on our way — the royal concept // xvii. harlem — new politics // xviii. spotlight (oh nostalgia) — patrick stump

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Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
Jess C. Scott, The Intern (via hazwaters)

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relahvant:

stop being so cute if i can’t kiss you

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sexualthorientation:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:

brambles90:

I want these framed and in my house.


you forgot one

God yeah, you forgot the most important one.

SOMEONE PLEASE DO TOM HIDDLESTON.

the-king-himself did

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didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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lord-hutcherbutt:

halfgingermcsexyface:

lord-hutcherbutt:

DO YOU EVER GET ONE OF THOSE RANDOM BOOB PAINS AND IT JUST SHOOTS THROUGH YOUR BOOB LIKE

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Random fact of the day: that is an air bubble passing through your boob

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mrsdwight:

adkkk:

infosix:

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guesswhatbatman:

Imagine if you could lose weight without getting off tumblr and every mile you scrolled on your dash was the equivalent of running one mile

I’d be like

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It actually is possible, my friend was telling me about this organic extract that increases metabolism so you can literally lose weight without getting off tumblr

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#THANK YOU SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR

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hamburgerboogie:

Just because I want to fuck you until we both can’t move does not diminish the fact I want to hold your hand and watch movies and build pillow forts with you and go to the store and buy tampons for you when you’re on your lady week.

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