oh you wanna date me? well get in line
I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it
I have failed
YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"