Sleeping as a nerd

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sexualthorientation:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:

brambles90:

I want these framed and in my house.


you forgot one

God yeah, you forgot the most important one.

SOMEONE PLEASE DO TOM HIDDLESTON.

the-king-himself did

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didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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lord-hutcherbutt:

halfgingermcsexyface:

lord-hutcherbutt:

DO YOU EVER GET ONE OF THOSE RANDOM BOOB PAINS AND IT JUST SHOOTS THROUGH YOUR BOOB LIKE

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Random fact of the day: that is an air bubble passing through your boob

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mrsdwight:

adkkk:

infosix:

adkkk:

guesswhatbatman:

Imagine if you could lose weight without getting off tumblr and every mile you scrolled on your dash was the equivalent of running one mile

I’d be like

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It actually is possible, my friend was telling me about this organic extract that increases metabolism so you can literally lose weight without getting off tumblr

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#THANK YOU SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR

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(via heres-a-toast--to-the-lucky-ones)

hamburgerboogie:

Just because I want to fuck you until we both can’t move does not diminish the fact I want to hold your hand and watch movies and build pillow forts with you and go to the store and buy tampons for you when you’re on your lady week.

(via psychings)

mistersexandthevirgin:

makochantachibanana:

carry-on-my-wayward-madman:

lualmu:

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

Is that Will Graham

it’s showing 1 note now

Is that Will Graham

(via randomfatechidna)

oregonfairy:

sandflake:

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

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gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

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hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

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beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

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heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

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lovely~

Small? Thin?

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charming~

Missing a few pieces?

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handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

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you’re fantastic looking~

I will never stop reblogging this

(via randomfatechidna)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

no okay but let me tell you a story

so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

(via randomfatechidna)

shinykonyta:

terreverte:

cake gifs

are you fuckin kiddin me like what kinda people just captions this ‘cake gifs’ and walks away this shit fucking put a spell on me i was unable to look away it was wild start to fucking finish that looks like REAL CAKE it looks like i can reach out and have me some god damn cake. damn son

(via a-small-british-whovian)

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

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please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you

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liquorinthefront:

Allstate has launched a beautiful campaign aimed at members of the LGBTQ community. Thanks, Allstate! <3

(via ainastra)