I’m thankful for you shutting the fuck up
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
Imagine if you could lose weight without getting off tumblr and every mile you scrolled on your dash was the equivalent of running one mile
I’d be like
It actually is possible, my friend was telling me about this organic extract that increases metabolism so you can literally lose weight without getting off tumblr
I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes
When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”
Is that Will Graham
it’s showing 1 note nowIs that Will Graham
I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…
Skin patches? Birthmarks?
Scars? Stretch marks?
Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?
Missing a few pieces?
handsome as ever~
Feel like you just look weird?
you’re fantastic looking~
I will never stop reblogging this