i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
If 1 in 10 teens are gay, then statistically, there are two gays in each of my classes… I’m...
oh you wanna date me? well get in line
I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it
I have failed
YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
Imagine if you could lose weight without getting off tumblr and every mile you scrolled on your dash was the equivalent of running one mile
I’d be like
It actually is possible, my friend was telling me about this organic extract that increases metabolism so you can literally lose weight without getting off tumblr